🧵 Cat secret agent in trench coat clutching a stitched dossier of top-secret quilt blocks. This binding will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Your mission, should you choose to accept it — finish that UFO from 2018.

Why quilters love this design:

• ✂️ Hand-illustrated pop culture parody — clever play on a beloved movie parody
• 🎨 Vibrant retro graphics that pop on every shirt color
• 👕 Premium soft-feel Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee — ringspun cotton, side-seamed for a flattering fit
• 🧵 Perfect quilt guild meeting tee, sewing retreat uniform, or witty gift for any quilting friend
• 📏 Available in S–3XL across 3 wearable shades

Product details:

• Material: 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (4.2 oz)
• Tagless neck label for itch-free comfort
• Pre-shrunk fabric — minimal wash shrinkage
• Side-seamed construction for a contoured fit
• Shoulder taping and double-needle stitching at sleeves and bottom hem for durability

🚚 Shipping & Care: Ships within 2-4 business days from our US fulfillment center. Free shipping over $50. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Made for quilters who get the joke.